Cheryl is probably the only living exception to the classic stereotype; 'all blondes are bimbos' - has many numerous talents, notably lifeguarding, extreme tolerance to alcohol (she has yet to prove this one, folks!), an uncanny ability to complete coursework against incalculable odds, and lots of other wonderful ones to boot :-))

Like me, he enjoys computer programming; and playing with stuff like SNES9x and MAME, quite likely the only person who will deserve his BSc when he gets it - actually understands why assembly coding is used instead of C/C++ and the infinite wisdom as to why Windoze is a pile of steaming dog-turd!

Regardless of whether academia judges him to have a better knowledge of Computer Science than I have; I still reserve the right to shout 'Lamer!' in his poor little lugholes :)

Dave lives in the nearby town of sunny Mablethorpe; and is the typical noisy neighbour - having just bought a new pair of mega-marvelloso-splendido speakers for his personal computer.... maybe you should have bought the folks next door some earplugs ?

Works full-time for the local council providing excellent surveying skills to the general public; actually met him while we were both studying at North Lincolnshire College, he has a strange sense of humour and always has a witty sexual innuendo to hand; but all those single girls out there, you can sleep easy; Mr. Marper is married *g*

She is studying for her 'A' levels at college; attempting to learn the finer points of such amazingly interesting stuff like psychology and physics - quite chatty, as she shares my zany sense of humour, enjoys my massive collection of Weird Al MP3s, and more often than not we have a good natter about life in general and how good/bad it is!

For some reason I cannot fathom, she actually *likes* the Backstreet Boys; but as she clearly states on her own home page, she is MAD!

This is obviously due to his staple diet of MUDs; I honestly don't know whether he is any good at them but as he is a Linux user; I suppose I can forgive him for wasting all that bandwidth :-)

Apart from all that, Andy is a good old soul; when he isn't logged into a MUD, fighting wizards and farting at trolls, he works at Tesco in Boston; and although I don't know how far up the promotional ladder he has climbed since he last called me - I am sure that trolley collection duty is now a distant memory *g*

Spends an amazing amount of time trying to get Linux working on his PC; and often calls me at the most 'awkward' times of day - sometimes he could just read the manual but that would be too easy for Kev!

Earned the nickname 'Kevin The Gerbil'; simply because he shares the same first name as Roland Rat's counterpart, not that I used to watch Mr. Rat on television when I was a little child of course :) - often leads to great fun with name-calling and the frequent insult-swapping that takes place over ICQ *g*